Portrait Lover Pillows

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

Special portrait - offer - 8 wallet-size.

Kate Nickleby sitting to Miss La Creevy

'They tell me you're a futuristic painter?'

Private View

Mitch McConnell

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"My father."

'Remember, I am not paying you for anything artsy fartsy. I want a LIFELIKE portrait!'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

Rembrandt struggles with painting a commissioned portrait of the client's imaginary friend.

'Make sure your hair looks nice, it's school portrait week!'

Amedeo Modigliani

'Karl calls it 'hit and run' portraiture and says he'd like to immortalise your face good and proper too.'

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Office pics on dinner table.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Mount Rushmore.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

El Greco

Elizabeth II

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

Rembrandt's Selfies