Self-portrait Lover Pillows

Man getting a tattoo of himself on his back.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Diego Velasquez

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

The Sculptor

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The Deaths take a selfie.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Mitch McConnell

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

AUGUSTUS JOHN

T-rex takes a selfie

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"This one's for me."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.