Self-portrait Artist Pillows

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Cariactures

"I, TikTok."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Caricatures $20"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

The Sculptor

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Book Worm

Family Portrait Abuse.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Frida Kahlo

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Artistic Licence.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Never laugh at your wife's choices ... you're one of them."

"Here it comes!"