Self-portrait Seekers Pillows

"I wanted a portrait - not a caricature!!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

The Sculptor

"Apple harvest."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Book Worm

TV-Mirror.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Self Portrait.

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."