Self-portrait Seekers Mugs

"I wanted a portrait - not a caricature!!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

The Sculptor

"Apple harvest."

Book Worm

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

TV-Mirror.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Frida Kahlo

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Self Portrait.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.