Portrait Seeker Pillows

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Apple harvest."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

The Sculptor

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Elizabeth II

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Frida Kahlo

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Mitch McConnell

AUGUSTUS JOHN

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"But is it..?"

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'