Portrait Collector Pillows

Elizabeth II

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

"Interesting. You're becoming a landscape."

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'

'You're messing with my head.'

Donald Trump painting

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Framed Lady

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Diego Velasquez

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Mythical Family of Four.

"Great photo."

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'One of my forebears.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Mitch McConnell

Smiley Face.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso