Pet Portrait Collector Pillows

"It's how we remember him best."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Framed Lady

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"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Mythical Family of Four.

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Cat Boss

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"She's a weiner cat."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'You're messing with my head.'

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

Hamster.

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

Donald Trump painting

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'

Yoga Dog

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'A dog learns about the flyer that was used to find him.'