Pet Portrait Critic Pillows

'A dog learns about the flyer that was used to find him.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

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"Labradoodle"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Mice playing double bass

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Well, was the news good today?'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

Toucan in bird cage.

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'