Pet Fashion Critic Pillows

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"You remind me of someone."

Do you look like your pet ?

"Too goth?"

I lost a bet with the cat.

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

I Love NY Dog

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants