Pet Fashion Critic Pillows

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Puss in Heels

Knight walking a dog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Do you look like your pet ?

"You remind me of someone."

"Too goth?"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

I Love NY Dog

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."