Pet Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

"Bob's more realistic."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

I think the cat wants to go out.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Dog Jogger

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"You remind me of someone."

Do you look like your pet ?

"Too goth?"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

I Love NY Dog

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.