Pet Fashion Pillows

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I was almost that last year."

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

"Of course it looked good on the model - the model was a chihuahua."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Puss in Heels

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Knight walking a dog.

'Your mistress has made this coat for you? Well - either your mistress hates you or the sewing machine hates your mistress!'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Dog Jogger