Pet Fashion Designer Pillows

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Puss in Heels

Knight walking a dog.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Dog Jogger

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

"You remind me of someone."

Do you look like your pet ?

"Too goth?"