Pet Fashion Designer Pillows

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

"He's a guard dog."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Dog Jogger

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"You remind me of someone."