Pet Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"Bob's more realistic."

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Dog Jogger

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"You remind me of someone."

Do you look like your pet ?

"Too goth?"

I lost a bet with the cat.

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

I Love NY Dog

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."