Dog Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Hair of the dog spot: miniature schnauzer

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Tartan Coats

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

I'd rather be cold.

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Hipsto"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"I was not consulted."