Doggy Fashionista Gifts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

The Cat Spa

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'