Canine Fashionista Gifts

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Boxer Dog

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Mr. Chihuahua, we've been discussing bringing you in. Although, that was before you died your fur purple."

"I was not consulted."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Most people stop at the jacket."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

The Cat Spa

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Cats on the couch.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"