Canine Fashionista Gifts

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Boxer Dog

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Guard Dog.

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Mr. Chihuahua, we've been discussing bringing you in. Although, that was before you died your fur purple."

"I was not consulted."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Most people stop at the jacket."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Cat Spa

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"