Pet Fashionista Gifts

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Early pets'

'He thinks he's a show dog.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.

"You remind me of someone."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog covering up on the beach.

Knight walking a dog.

'Why so formal?'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

Cat wearing a neck tie.

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"Fun fact. Martin's a hipster."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"My name is socks. Yours?"

'I'll do the talking.'

sub woofer

Haute Suture

"Psst - I can get that ridiculous thing off you in about 2 seconds - just say the word."

Keeping Score

"I couldn't pull it off. Looks good on you, though."

"Well, it's hard to say if he's drooling over us or just plain slobbering!"

"Nice sweater."

"I don't know whether to get the dog a brown or blue collar! The cat still hasn't decided!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

"The Onesie keeps me from scratching the stitches. The cone keeps me from seeing the Onesie."

"Yes, it's family Christmas card photo day again. . ."

"Who even knew they made dog thongs?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."