Fashionista Pet Owner Gifts

"She's putting me on a diet because I don't fit in her handbag anymore..".

"Most people stop at the jacket."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Knight walking a dog.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.