Fashionista Dog Parent Gifts

"My chihuahua must be somewhere in here...I'm sure I packed him in..."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."