Dog Fashionista Gifts

The Niche Economy

Maude loved doggy fashion.

A Poodle Dreams Of Justice

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"I like your pocket square."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

"Don't worry. He's too embarrassed in that sweater my mom knitted to run away."

'For the life of me, I have no idea how he ties that.'

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

'Your mistress has made this coat for you? Well - either your mistress hates you or the sewing machine hates your mistress!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'If someone asks about Marmaduke's ankle bracelet, just say it's the latest thing in flea collars.'

'It's my summer look.'

The Niche Economy

I'd rather be cold.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

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