Animal Fashionista Gifts

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Cat Tie

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

A Hot Lion.

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Not the funky chicken?'

Heron in the coat.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Cats on the couch.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Cat Spa

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'