Animal Fashionista Gifts

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Cat Tie

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

A Hot Lion.

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Not the funky chicken?'

Heron in the coat.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

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