Animal Fashion Designer Gifts

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Cat Tie

"He's a guard dog."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Overkill, dude."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Dog Jogger

Do you look like your pet ?

'Not the funky chicken?'

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

Fishbowl hat