Animal Outfit Designer Gifts

"He's a guard dog."

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

'Not the funky chicken?'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

'The lion's lost his pride.'

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

Fishbowl hat

"Hipsto"

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

"Wow. Those pants make my ass look big."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."