Animal Costume Designer Gifts

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

Demure lady with gloves

Tut and Carmen.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Victorian Lady

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Happy Easter

Cut!

"I was almost that last year."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"He's a guard dog."

Silly wig.

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

A man washing a mascot costume

Epic Battles

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Moustached gentleman

I Pagliacci

Snail Man

Ruff

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."