Canine Costume Designer Gifts

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Vegetarian hotdog

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Costume - What costume?'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

Strange Easter bunny

"Nice top and tails."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"You know I love that outfit."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

'Apparently there are different ways to let a cat out for the night!'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

Dog in a costume trick or treating.

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'