Canine Costume Designer Pillows

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Vegetarian hotdog

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Costume - What costume?'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Nice top and tails."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Strange Easter bunny

"You know I love that outfit."

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Apparently there are different ways to let a cat out for the night!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Really? You're going to use that to catch candy?"

“I was not consulted.”