Puppy Costume Stylist Pillows

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Bob's more realistic."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

I love what you've done with your hare.

Strange Easter bunny

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Nice top and tails."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"