Dog Dress-up Artist Pillows

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Artists Cats

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'It's another obscene call!'

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Strange Easter bunny

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Vegetarian hotdog

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

“I was not consulted.”

Postman is wearing a dog mask.

Dog in a costume trick or treating.

"How would you feel if your owner dressed you up in a silly costume, then posted it online?"