Doggie Dress-up Pillows

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Bearskin Hat Family

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'And to think I'm related to the lion,'

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Treehouse.

Snake Dress-Up

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Girl trying to be a woman

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

The October 31 Committee

A topiary doghouse

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Reflexes normal.'