Dog Costume Designer Pillows

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"I was almost that last year."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

“I was not consulted.”

"He's a guard dog."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

Bad Halloween party games #7: Bobbing for Lobsters

'Costume - What costume?'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Nice top and tails."

"You know I love that outfit."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

Strange Easter bunny

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Vegetarian hotdog

'Apparently there are different ways to let a cat out for the night!'