Animal Costume Enthusiast Pillows

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Tiger Costume

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Un ballo in maschera

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Snail Man

Ruff

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"We should start wearing masks."

Sharks hate practical jokes.