Pet Costume Enthusiasts Pillows

"Nice top and tails."

"I was almost that last year."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

Tiger Costume

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Costume - What costume?'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Bob's more realistic."

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"You know I love that outfit."

Strange Easter bunny

Extreme Makeover.

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

'Please god... don't let her find the xmas tux and reindeer antlers.'

Vegetarian hotdog

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'