Dog Costume Fan Pillows

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"I was almost that last year."

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Clandestine cows.

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Tiger Costume

'Costume - What costume?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Dachshund Yoga

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'