Suit-wearing Dog Fan Pillows

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

No littering...

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

"How's the new job?"

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.