Animal Fan In Suits Pillows

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Overkill, dude."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Tiger Costume

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'