Animal Fan In Suits Pillows

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Overkill, dude."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Tiger Costume

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'