Dog Lover In Suits Pillows

"If, in the meeting, you'll roll over and play dead I think the rest of the board will follow."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Tommy!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"