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"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"Wow, these are good!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

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"I love it!"