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"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

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Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

I'm sure it's fake.

Fifty Shades of Gray

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"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Okay, who's purring?"

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs and Chickens

Hyenas as Pets

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"Wow, these are good!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

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