Sartorial Canine Admirer Pillows

'Why so formal?'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

What female dogs think about their looks.

Dog Jogger

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Mr. Mullins did say I should stroke you but I didn't think he meant it literally."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Tartan Coats

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'The lion's lost his pride.'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Fishbowl hat

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Trophy dog stick

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Crocodiles in the Water

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"