Canine Couture Enthusiasts Pillows

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Punk and Dog.

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"Nice sweater."