Canine Couture Creator Pillows

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Punk and Dog.