Canine Couturier Pillows

'If you ask me, we're just a couple of fashion accessories.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Nice sweater."

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Dog Jogger

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

Chapeaux!

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"I was not consulted."