Canine Couturier T-Shirts

'If you ask me, we're just a couple of fashion accessories.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Nice sweater."

"All done...Now, don't you look handsome."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Vivienne Westwood

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Dog Jogger

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Chapeaux!

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I was not consulted."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."