Canine Couture Aficionado Pillows

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'