Canine Couture Aficionado Pillows

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

Stretch Limo for Daschund