Canine Couture Lover Pillows

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Melania Trump

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

The latest fall fashion trends

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Obscene Hollywood phone call

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"