Cat Couture Lover Pillows

I think the cat wants to go out.

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

The Cat Spa

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Cats on the couch.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Covid-19, Mask Up

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Too cute for comfort.

Melania Trump

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Cat's Pajamas

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."