Cat Fashionista Pillows

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

Cats on the couch.

'Apparently there are different ways to let a cat out for the night!'

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Cat Spa

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

I think the cat wants to go out.