Cat Lover With A Taste For Luxury Pillows

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Meowlzebub

Dottie Potts talks about cats

Puss in Heels

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Cat with Crown.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Space is not for pussies!"

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'How's your new fish?'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

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The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Cat's Pajamas

"Schrödinger's other cat"

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

At death's door

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