Cat Lover With A Taste For Luxury Mugs

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Schrödinger and his cat

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Meowlzebub

I think the cat wants to go out.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Dottie Potts talks about cats

Puss in Heels

Cat with Crown.

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'How's your new fish?'

Cat's Pajamas

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

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"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"So what do you think we should be saying about zero hours contracts?"

At death's door

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats