Cat Lover Extraordinaire Mugs

"He may have found his mittens, but he's lost all sense of propriety."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Meowlzebub

Cat scratches arcmchair but sees that other cat has done sophisticated graffiti.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Personality types

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.